What is it about the summer season that causes pundits to initiate wild tales about Hillary Clinton that are patently unlikely or untrue? Do their brains cook in the heat? Last summer, on these pages, we dealt with a series of Vampire Tales that refused to die.
Vampire Tales: The Story That Will Not Die
Vampire Tales II: The Return of the Toxic Memes!
Vampire Tales III: The Attack of the Unattributable
Vampire Tales IV: The Gov Myth
Vampire Tales V: I have a silver cross. Does anybody have a stake? Some garlic? Anything?
As you can see, these tales that would not die started in early July and did not die out until late January. Now the whole circus begins again.
I left untouched, and probably should not have, the speculation that Hillary Clinton would replace Robert Gates at Defense. It was a ridiculous scenario. For once we have Secretaries of Defense and State who genuinely are a tight team, respect and like each other aaaannnd AGREE! Why would ANYbody break that up? But, of course, that little unfounded rumor had to spawn something bigger. I present, for your careful inspection, the Hillary as VP meme.
First, we need to consider the source. The earliest attribution I can find came from David Gewirtz on Anderson Cooper’s 360 Blog in late May. Gewirtz describles himself politically thus:
Gewirtz claims to have voted for both Democrats and Republicans and acknowledges voting for Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. According to Gewirtz, “At various times in my life, I’ve called myself a Republican and at other times, a Democrat. These days, both parties have sufficiently pissed me off that I’m pretty much an independent.”
Seems non-partisan enough. By mid-June this meme was drop-kicked first by Sally Quinn at the Washington Post and then by Colleen O’Connor at the San Diego News Network. I do not know anything about O’Connor, but I do know that the waters have never been calm between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Sally Quinn since the former FLOTUS first set foot in D.C. One has to wonder what her agenda is in moving this story forward.
The biggest splash came with Douglas Wilder’s Op-Ed at Politico. By last week, the story had made it all the way to the Wall Street Journal having made a stop a week ago at Chris Matthews Sunday morning network TV spot – serious discussion, I am told. I missed it because I was watching my friend Will Bower on Fox discussing the Democratic Party’s “Change Commission” on Primary reform (which is code for no change/no reform).
So what of these sources? All but Wilder have not held elected office, and what his motivation might have been has borne speculation itself. Several of the others (Quinn, Matthews & Co.) have shown protracted, open hostility to our Homegirl-in-Chief in the past. Why would they tout her for VP?
The obvious answer is Obama’s tanking approval rating. Their boy is in trouble, and they want one-time lifeguard, Hillary Clinton, whose approval ratings are the highest in the administration to keep him afloat. The story has survived for more than two months and continues to make news – the mark of a truly strong Vampire Tale.
If the DNC were smart (and we know they are not), they would realize that the problem is not the Vice President. It is Obama’s pitiful performance in office. Would Hillary on the ticket keep him afloat? Maybe. Maybe NOT! If she were VP certainly she would transform that post as we all stood by dazzled. It would assure Hillary-watchers of years of spectacle. But, you see, neither is the Vice Presidency in need of transformation, no, not any more than Joe Biden as VP is the problem.
If Hillary Clinton were president, she would transform the executive branch in the same way that she is tranforming the State Department. She would order reviews at all departments like Defense’s QDR and the QDDR she initiated at State. These reviews would result in recommendations for streamlining and updating agencies and practices that have been allowed to stagnate. She would bring the executive branch, finally, into the 21st century. Ironic, is it not, that the candidate everyone said would be transformative is not. But the Secretary of State, she is a change-agent extraordinaire!
Our American practice seems to be that if you fail, we provide tutoring and remediation. We need to rethink that as an application to the highest office in the land. We might start by killing off this vampire tale of Hillary as VP with a mighty stake, and replacing it with a real prospect for this country, that of a truly transformative, brilliant, hard-working, and creative, dedicated candidate at the top of the ticket where she has always belonged but now more than ever.
(I believe the adorable gifs are the handiwork of Homegirl Conanincharge. If they don’t play, try clicking on them, and they will open in a new window and play.)
From Team Hillary Clinton just for this blog:
The big thing is that Joe Biden works quietly most of the time. It also bares mentioning that he is following the most (frightening) powerful VP in history. That coupled with his low key style in relation to his boss makes him seem like he isn’t doing anything even though he is.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes-and-cooking/a-cookout-for-the-troops/pictures/index.html
The HilLOL gifs – I like them.
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Good points. I don’t follow Joe anywhere NEAR as closely as I follow Hillary, but I know he is doing his job.
I love these gifs. Conanincharge is very talented.
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I cannot embed this here, but Crowley is saying what I have been saying since about March, 2009 when I just KNEW (and I was right) that Hillary was devouring tomes at the State Department. She WILL find something, an issue, a treaty violation, something, and quit. I have an idea when. But all in good time.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4308584/is-hillary-clinton-obamas-best-hope-for-2012/
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If START and all of the other stuff she’s been working on continue to languish away and get no attention from the President and Congress, I don’t think that finding a reason to leave will be too hard for her.
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True. She works hard at getting these treaties, and START took a LOT of hard work. I think she spoke so fast on Tuesday because she is losing patience, knows this stuff cold, and is really angry that the old START has expired and left everybody vulnerable. She and Lavrov are amazing allies in this which never would have happened with Condi.
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Whatever Hillary does in 2012 she will be supported by even more women than in 2008.
No one wants to bash Obama but every woman wants to see female talents and gifts at work to help solve the nation’s problems and the world’s problems as well. Hillary has a knack for addressing the issues with verve and determination….and with the kind of experience she has under her belt, she can approach those undying issues with a new outlook.
What this world needs is a new outlook.
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We also need hard work. Hillary’s work ethic is what keeps her at the top of the polls. I post her schedule every day State publishes it at Still4Hill. I do not, but others, some of my readers, compare her schedule with the president’s and find his wanting. The perception is that she is doing all the heavy lifting, and now is being touted, again, to save his sorry performance. All in the name of what? I believe in the name of what Riverdaughter called something like “the penis effect” – something like that. We MUST, SHE must save him from certain emasculation on the world stage. Well, unlike most Americans, the world has been watching her on the world stage and like what they see. No, the world does not vote for the leader of the free world, but the world will know before long exactly how Obama was selected and how Hillary and ALL of us were cheated and deprived. And why? Oh, well. It all started with the cleavage card that caused her to be encased in pantsuited armor until two weeks ago.
She looks presidential to me.
I have to wonder, as a linguist, of the coincidence of the two meanings of boob. Not an accident I believe.
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Hard work is always and ever associated with the female of the species.
Remember this quote from my book cover?
“Throughout history, little value has been placed on females other than as child bearers and hearth keepers, or, in reality, as a support structure for the deeds and misdeeds of the men in their lives.”
See “The Secret History of Weeds” or “What Women Need to Know About Their History.
http://www.juliahughesjones.com or click on the book cover on this blog.
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Yup! Really, at this point, if I ate popcorn (which I don’t), I would just be stuffing my face and watching the drama. This is all falling apart on him and I don’t think Newt or any Republicans have any more credibility than he does. I want to see her run w/ Sheila Jackson Lee.
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It is safe to say that none of our male leaders right now have any credibility left.
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Maybe except Joe Biden, quietly doing his job while they’re talking about him taking the fall. Gates is also doing a good job. But Hillary is doing a stupendous job, and the men, particularly the military, around her appear to be making it very clear that she would make a kick-ass Commander-in-Chief. When I see her with Mullen, Gates, Petraeus, and the troops it is genuine respect and more.
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